Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Middle Age

Middle age is when women fail to care what others think about their natural functions. As I exited the IGA tonight with a dirty, grumpy baby on my shoulder and a pack of sanitary pads the teenage, male cashier said, "Have a good night!"  I waved the flowery pack of vaginal dressings at him and replied,
"Do you REALLY think I'm going to have a good night?"

1 comment:

  1. I'd like to know what you'd say when you reach old age? Or would you simply be swapping sanitary pads for adult nappies?