Gold

From Michelle: 

Saw the funniest thing today. There was a young boy about 13 in the k-mart carpark sitting on his bike smoking! As I came down the escalator he flicked his cigarette butt onto the ground, blowing out smoke, thinking he looked 'cool'. Behind me was an older gentleman who got right up into his face and yelled "If you're old enough to smoke then you're old enough to use a bin. Now pick it up you little bastard!" Never seen a kid move so fast in all my life! Dropped his bike, rushed over, picked up his litter and put it in the ashtray of the bin! Hilarious!!! Really made my day :)

Gotta love grumpy, old men - only they could get away with this.

Freeeeedoooommm

I dumped Faecesbook! The first day was uncomfortable. On the second I was distractable. But today I have completely replaced my habit with a crocheted bikini.

Helping Aunty Chelle

I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts!

Sean found Skye pulling the cotton buds OFF her pretty creation and stuffing them down her shirt. Maybe she wants to look more like her mummy?

Angry Birds Exorcise Boy

You know, there are things kids do which will remain in our memories forever...one of these occurred at 1am this morning. I submitted the final grant at 6 minutes to midnight and around 1am headed for the sack. As I got into bed - tossing aside all the comics surrounding Kirk - he suddenly sat bolt upright and produced some hind-brain inspired babbling and proceeded to spew all over my bed...and books...and doonas.  An hour later the shower of shit began...and he continued to to shit and vomit for the next 6 hours.  No wonder Regan's parents thought she was posessed. HOWEVER I cured this case with the words, "I don't care anymore! You can play Angry Birds all day." And it all stopped.

The Bloggess Wins Again

Reading The Bloggess is one of my favourite procrastinations and today she made my day again,

“when your wrong, your wrong.”

 Just beautiful...